Due to a breakdown in working relations this project is currently on hiatus. However, as soon as a new composer is attached to the project we will reactivate this page.
Thank You For Your Patience
A Very Private Education
"The bastard love child of Grease and Rocky Horror for the 'Skins' generation!"
"Bold, brash, witty and hilariously funny!"
The show, set in the fictional 'Goode Horne Boarding School, Netherwood', takes a tongue in cheek and, at times touching, look at a tabloid sex scandal from the inside.
Benjamin Marshall is a high flyer at Goode Horne, an 'A' grade student and head prefect. All is going well until Head Mistress Luncinda Crabtree learns that Marshall is selling himself online as a rent-boy. When called to her office and confronted with the downloaded evidence he is certain he is about to be excluded. However, Miss Crabtree has other ideas and is more than accommodating, welcoming him into her secret bordello as a lucrative new line. It seems like an ideal situation until Marshall is photographed by paparazzi with Local MP Christopher Trent. The scandal that ensues will have audiences glued to their seats AND rolling in the aisles! (Quite a feat!)
The show is based on an original idea by Roebuck, whose script is both touching, funny and, importantly, non judgemental.
Stay tuned for what is sure to be a very bumpy but exciting ride!
"WHO THE FUCKING-HELL KNEW!
ONE OR MAYBE TWO
MINUTES TO GO
TILL WE’RE ON THE EVENING NEWS"